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MAKE THE PERFECT FCKING PARTY
No matter how drunk and/or high on crack, meth or crackmeth you may be, here you’ll find the perfect gift for you next rager!
We have it all. Balloons, beer glasses, shot glasses, ping-pong balls, shirts and much more. Make your party and unforgetabble one! -
GIVE THE PERFECT FCKING GIFT
Don't know what to bring as a gift? Look no further! We have the unforgettable fcking gift! Don’t settle for a shitty sweater made by gram-gram, or cheap booze. You’re fu**ing better than that! Get your shit together and get some funny and highly offensive gifts. You'll stand out! Trust us. (don't)
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GET YOUR FCKING BALLOONS
Some say "those are just balloons".
We say "NO! These are FU**ING BALLOONS!"
HAVE A SHOT!
What party does not have fcking shot glasses?!
And these ones are white, made out of ceramic.
Fancy shots!
FAQ's
Do you ship everywhere?
Right f**ing now we're only shipping in the US and A. If you f**ers order enough balloons we might expand.
Why so many f-bombs?
FU** YOU! That's why.