MAKE THE PERFECT FCKING PARTY
No matter how drunk and/or high on crack, meth or crackmeth you may be, here you’ll find the perfect gift for you next rager!
We have it all. Balloons, beer glasses, shot glasses, ping-pong balls, shirts and much more. Make your party and unforgetabble one!
GIVE THE PERFECT FCKING GIFT
Don't know what to bring as a gift? Look no further! We have the unforgettable fcking gift! Don’t settle for a shitty sweater made by gram-gram, or cheap booze. You’re fu**ing better than that! Get your shit together and get some funny and highly offensive gifts. You'll stand out! Trust us. (don't)
Do you ship everywhere?
Right f**ing now we're only shipping in the US and A. If you f**ers order enough balloons we might expand.
Why so many f-bombs?
FU** YOU! That's why.