Can I order a single design?

No, you can’t. One order contains all 12 designs. The reason we decided to do it this way is that we are high as fck and would mess up the counting.

Do you ship everywhere?

Right fcking now we're only shipping in the US and A. If you fckers order enough balloons we might expand.

Why so many f-bombs?

FCK YOU! That's why.

What gas should I use for them to float.

(Insert fart joke here)
Helium! Didn't pay attention in school, did you?